Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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