her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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