I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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