i will never coherently bang her
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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