As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Everyone says I win the strip club
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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