i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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