I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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