Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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