Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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