jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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