she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
