singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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