i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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