let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am one with the molecules
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
