I must be too annoying 4 u.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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