Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
then he tried to convert me to islam
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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