Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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