How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
this hospital has no fireball
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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