I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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