STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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