people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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