Joe is yelling at the trees again.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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