left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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