you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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