i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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