What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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