? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.