Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.