guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening