Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
