what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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