There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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