I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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