dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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