JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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