You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Randomize
