I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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