But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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