"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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