i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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