Have you finally orgasmed yet?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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