There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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