there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
He has the fingertips of a God
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