SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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