And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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