I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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