so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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