Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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