I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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