If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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