sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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