is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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