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last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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